When
you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you
can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you're more
discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it's not worth gagging
over. Here's a better way to scratch your itch: "When the nerves in the
ear are stimulated, it creates a reflex in the throat that can cause a
muscle spasm," says Scott Schaffer, M.D., president of an ear, nose and
throat specialty center in Gibbsboro, New Jersey. "This spasm relieves
the tickle."
2. Experience supersonic hearing!
If
you're stuck chatting up a mumbler at a cocktail party, lean in with
your right ear. It's better than your left at following the rapid
rhythms of speech, according to researchers at the UCLA David Geffen
School of Medicine. If, on the other hand, you're trying to identify
that song playing softly in the elevator, turn your left ear toward the
sound. The left ear is better at picking up music tones.
3. Overcome your most primal urge!
Need
to pee? No bathroom nearby? Fantasize about Jessica Simpson. Thinking
about sex preoccupies your brain, so you won't feel as much discomfort,
says Larry Lipshultz, M.D., chief of male reproductive medicine at the
Baylor College of Medicine. For best results, try Simpson's "These
Boots Are Made for Walking" video.
4. Feel no pain!
German
researchers have discovered that coughing during an injection can
lessen the pain of the needle stick. According to Taras Usichenko,
author of a study on the phenomenon, the trick causes a sudden,
temporary rise in pressure in the chest and spinal canal, inhibiting
the pain-conducting structures of the spinal cord.
5. Clear your stuffed nose!
Forget
Sudafed. An easier, quicker, and cheaper way to relieve sinus pressure
is by alternately thrusting your tongue against the roof of your mouth,
then pressing between your eyebrows with one finger. This causes the
vomer bone, which runs through the nasal passages to the mouth, to rock
back and forth, says Lisa DeStefano, D.O., an assistant professor at
the Michigan State University college of osteopathic medicine. The
motion loosens congestion; after 20 seconds, you'll feel your sinuses
start to drain.
6. Fight fire without water!
Worried
those wings will repeat on you tonight? "Sleep on your left side," says
Anthony A. Star-poli, M.D., a New York City gastroenterologist and
assistant professor of medicine at New York Medical College. Studies
have shown that patients who sleep on their left sides are less likely
to suffer from acid reflux. The esophagus and stomach connect at an
angle. When you sleep on your right, the stomach is higher than the
esophagus, allowing food and stomach acid to slide up your throat. When
you're on your left, the stomach is lower than the esophagus, so
gravity's in your favor.
7. Cure your toothache without opening your mouth!
Just
rub ice on the back of your hand, on the V-shaped webbed area between
your thumb and index finger. A Canadian study found that this technique
reduces toothache pain by as much as 50 percent compared with using no
ice. The nerve pathways at the base of that V stimulate an area of the
brain that blocks pain signals from the face and hands.
8. Make burns disappear!
When
you accidentally singe your finger on the stove, clean the skin and
apply light pressure with the finger pads of your unmarred hand. Ice
will relieve your pain more quickly, Dr. DeStefano says, but since the
natural method brings the burned skin back to a normal temperature, the
skin is less likely to blister.
9. Stop the world from spinning!
One
too many drinks left you dizzy? Put your hand on something stable. The
part of your ear responsible for balance—the cupula—floats in a fluid
of the same density as blood. "As alcohol dilutes blood in the cupula,
the cupula becomes less dense and rises," says Dr. Schaffer. This
confuses your brain. The tactile input from a stable object gives the
brain a second opinion, and you feel more in balance. Because the
nerves in the hand are so sensitive, this works better than the
conventional foot-on-the-floor wisdom.
10. Unstitch your side!
If
you're like most people, when you run, you exhale as your right foot
hits the ground. This puts downward pressure on your liver (which lives
on your right side), which then tugs at the diaphragm and creates a
side stitch, according to The Doctors Book of Home Remedies for Men.
The fix: Exhale as your left foot strikes the ground.
11. Stanch blood with a single finger!
Pinching
your nose and leaning back is a great way to stop a nosebleed—if you
don't mind choking on your own O positive. A more civil approach: Put
some cotton on your upper gums—just behind that small dent below your
nose—and press against it, hard. "Most bleeds come from the front of
the septum, the cartilage wall that divides the nose," says Peter
Desmarais, M.D., an ear, nose, and throat specialist at Entabeni
Hospital, in Durban, South Africa. "Pressing here helps stop them."
12. Make your heart stand still!
Trying
to quell first-date jitters? Blow on your thumb. The vagus nerve, which
governs heart rate, can be controlled through breathing, says Ben Abo,
an emergency medical-services specialist at the University of
Pittsburgh. It'll get your heart rate back to normal.
13. Thaw your brain!
Too
much Chipwich too fast will freeze the brains of lesser men. As for
you, press your tongue flat against the roof of your mouth, covering as
much as you can. "Since the nerves in the roof of your mouth get
extremely cold, your body thinks your brain is freezing, too," says
Abo. "In compensating, it overheats, causing an ice-cream headache."
The more pressure you apply to the roof of your mouth, the faster your
headache will subside.
14. Prevent near-sightedness!
Poor
distance vision is rarely caused by genetics, says Anne Barber, O.D.,
an optometrist in Tacoma, Washington. "It's usually caused by
near-point stress." In other words, staring at your computer screen for
too long. So flex your way to 20/20 vision. Every few hours during the
day, close your eyes, tense your body, take a deep breath, and, after a
few seconds, release your breath and muscles at the same time.
Tightening and releasing muscles such as the biceps and glutes can
trick involuntary muscles—like the eyes—into relaxing as well.
15. Wake the dead!
If
your hand falls asleep while you're driving or sitting in an odd
position, rock your head from side to side. It'll painlessly banish
your pins and needles in less than a minute, says Dr. DeStefano. A
tingly hand or arm is often the result of compression in the bundle of
nerves in your neck; loosening your neck muscles releases the pressure.
Compressed nerves lower in the body govern the feet, so don't let your
sleeping dogs lie. Stand up and walk around.
16. Impress your friends!
Next
time you're at a party, try this trick: Have a person hold one arm
straight out to the side, palm down, and instruct him to maintain this
position. Then place two fingers on his wrist and push down. He'll
resist. Now have him put one foot on a surface that's a half inch
higher (a few magazines) and repeat. This time his arm will cave like
the French. By misaligning his hips, you've offset his spine, says
Rachel Cosgrove, C.S.C.S., co-owner of Results Fitness, in Santa
Clarita, California. Your brain senses that the spine is vulnerable, so
it shuts down the body's ability to resist.
17. Breathe underwater!
If
you're dying to retrieve that quarter from the bottom of the pool, take
several short breaths first—essentially, hyperventilate. When you're
underwater, it's not a lack of oxygen that makes you desperate for a
breath; it's the buildup of carbon dioxide, which makes your blood
acidic, which signals your brain that somethin' ain't right. "When you
hyperventilate, the influx of oxygen lowers blood acidity," says
Jonathan Armbruster, Ph.D., an associate professor of biology at Auburn
University. "This tricks your brain into thinking it has more oxygen."
It'll buy you up to 10 seconds.
18. Read minds!
Your
own! "If you're giving a speech the next day, review it before falling
asleep," says Candi Heimgartner, an instructor of biological sciences
at the University of Idaho. Since most memory consolidation happens
during sleep, anything you read right before bed is more likely to be
encoded as long-term memory.